1.What did you do in 2009 that you’d never done before?
Got fired, although if you ask the employer they’ll say I quit. But I and my friends know better.

2.Did you keep your new years’ resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
No because last year I didn’t make any. I did make some for this year though.

3.Did anyone close to you give birth?
No.

4.Did anyone close to you die?
My best friend’s dad.

5.What countries did you visit?
None.

6.What would you like to have in 2010 that you lacked in 2009?
A stable job.

7.What date from 2009 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
July 15, 2009 – the day I got a text message from my boss telling me I’d been terminated from my job – while I was out sick no less.

8.What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Honestly? I didn’t have any actual achievements.

9.What was your biggest failure?
Losing my job and my apartment.

10.Did you suffer illness or injury?
Several bouts with my lovely laryngitis problem.

11.What was the best thing you bought?
My laptop.

12.Whose behavior merited celebration?
No one I can think of.

13.Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
My former employer’s. Really? A text message, then a call saying “when are you coming back to work,” then a message left on my BEST FRIEND’S voicemail, then another “when are you coming back” phone call? WTF?

14.Where did most of your money go?
Bills – and yet I still got booted from my apartment.

15.What events did you get really, really, really excited about?
The Hinder concert in November.

16.What song will always remind you of 2009?
I don’t know – none of the songs stick out as “oh yeah, 2009″ for me.

17.Compared to this time last year, are you:
i.happier or sadder? Happier.
ii.thinner or fatter? Honestly? I don’t know, but probably thinner.
iii.richer or poorer? Much, much, much poorer.

18.What do you wish you’d done more of?
Sleep.

19.What do you wish you’d done less of?
Stressing out/worrying.

20.How will you be spending Christmas?
With my friends.

21.Who did you spend the most time on the phone with?
No one. I don’t use the phone unless forced to.

22.Did you fall in love in 2009?
Ha Ha Ha. No.

23. How many one-night stands?
Um, yeah right. If you saw me, you’d understand why not.

24. What was your favorite TV program?
House, Warehouse 13, etc.

25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn’t hate this time last year?
Yeah, my former boss.

26. What was the best book you read?
Ugh, I read so many, I can’t decide but Once A Witch comes to mind.

27. What was your greatest musical discovery or rediscovery?
Um, Hinder & Nelson.

28. What did you want and get?
A new laptop. That’s about it.

29. What did you want and not get?
A steady job with decent pay.

30. What were your favorite films of this year?
Transformers 2 and X:Men Origins Wolverine

31.What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
Sat around and was bored because we had a damn blizzard. I turned 34.

32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
Not having had a boss who couldn’t get their act together.

33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2009?
Baggy, dark colored.

34. What kept you sane?
I’m sane?

35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most/least?
Dear Heavens – Tony Stewart, Blower from Hinder, Gunnar Nelson (what?? LOL), um, Matt Hardy, there are too darn many!

36. What political issue stirred you the most?
Politics??? EWWWWWWWWW

37. Whom did you miss?
My mom and dad.

38. Who was the best new person you met?
Tash!

39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2009:
Never trust your employer.

40. Do you have any lost feelings of others.
WTF???

41.Quote a song that sums up your year:
Song quotes? I can’t think of any. Sorry.

I got this from a Ning site I belong to, and I thought it was funny in some spots, so I’m posting it here as well as there:

Put your favorite music player on shuffle and as each song comes up, the song title answers the question. Don’t think of a specific song, just let it flow as the player shuffles from one to the next. Write down the next song that comes on for each question.

Story of your life…

What should they have played when you were born?: I’ll Be Lovin’ U Long Time – Mariah Carey

What song will people play at your funeral?: Stupid Crazy – Shadows Fall

What song will you play at your wedding?: Sick of Life – Godsmack (one would think this would have been better on the funeral song question lmao)

What song will you play at your 50th birthday party?: Rock & Roll (Is Gonna Set The Night On Fire) – Pretty Boy Floyd

If you get your dream life…

What song will you dance to when you win the lottery?: It’s Your Body – Nelson

What song will you play when you get your dream job?: Down At The Whisky – Motley Crue

What song will you play when you discover your own island?: Nymphetamine (Jezebel Deva Fix) – Cradle of Filth

What song will you play when you rule the world?: Holla – Desiree Jackson

What song will you play when you’re in heaven?: Send Me An Angel – Scorpions

What song makes you feel….

Happy: Wake – Linkin Park

Sad: Slave to the Grind – Skid Row

Sexy: Double Vision – Foreigner

Angry: Look In Her Eyes – Vince Neil

Jealous: Happy – Mudvayne

Flirty: Sunday – Tommy Lee

Evil: Nasty Naughty Boy – Christina Aguilera

Innocent: Where Will You Go – Evanescence

Beautiful: Bring Me To Life (Original) – Evanescence

What song makes you feel like you’re an armadillo?: Hell Raiser – Def Leppard

What song makes you feel like you can fly?: Fever – Aerosmith

What song makes you cry?: With Legs Like That – Zebrahead

What song makes you feel like dancing?: True Blue – Madonna

What song makes you feel like being emo?: If – Janet Jackson

What song makes you feel like a donut?: Don’t Know What You’ve Got (‘Til It’s Gone) – Cinderella

What song reminds you of your childhood?: The Beautiful People – Marilyn Manson

What song reminds you that life sucks?: Jump – Madonna

What song makes you eat compulsively?: Tattoo – Jordin Sparks

What song makes you nervous?: Poker Face – Lady Gaga

What song makes you need to pee?: She Can’t Be Really Gone – Tim McGraw

This song describes…

Yourself: American Hair Band – Tuff

Your mom: (It’s Just) Desire – Nelson

Your dad: Fallen Angel – Poison

Your best friend: Pray For Me – Sixx AM (LMAO, that’s her favorite Sixx AM song too!)

Your stalker: Love Of A Lifetime – Firehouse

Your school: Shut Up And Drive – Rihanna

Your life: Love, Me – Colin Raye

Your death: One In A Million – Trixter

Your attitude towards life: Wasted Rock Ranger – Great White

There you have that. Hope you enjoyed it, got a good laugh, and that you take the time to do it.